Everyone who knew me before 9/11 believes im dead.

When I started my new job, I found your picture in my desk. I hope you're still alive.

I am homeless and no one (not even my family) knows about it.

Im one of the most popular writers in the fandom and everytime I update I wonder if he reads.

I saw my next door neighbor Naked through her window twice. I now check everyday just in case...

In a crowd (Friends, Family, Strangers) I always wonder which of us will die first.

Psst, Heres a secret... Your last mortal thought will be, "why did I take so many days - just like today - for granted?"

I'm a minister, but sometimes I look to see if other ministers will wink at me (as if to say) "Hah. Yeah, I'm in on the joke too..."

New Year's Resolutions 1.This year I am going to try to stop worrying 2.About losing 15 pounds or 3.Saving more money each month 4.Instead I am going to spend my year actually trying to make my 5.Life more meaningful 6.By raising awareness about Spinal Muscular Atrophy(SMA) 7.And the petition 8.So that if you die before you turn 2 9.Like the doctors predict you will 10.I will be able to know that 11.I did everything I could 12.To Save you.

If he touches me again, I swear I'll fucking kill him.